Sorry I Stepped on Your Painting
It was in the doorway for God’s sake
I was coming in for a drink
You should have been more careful
We exchanged many bitter words
And my relations with your roommate were over
But you shouldn’t have been working on that
Painting in the doorway
I know I crushed the corner
With my thong sandals
I’m sorry I made such a to-do about it
I was down at the local watering hole
Getting drenched in jerk juice
But to be perfectly honest with you
My stepping on your painting
Really gave it a surrealistic edge
It was in the doorway for God’s sake
I was coming in for a drink
You should have been more careful
We exchanged many bitter words
And my relations with your roommate were over
But you shouldn’t have been working on that
Painting in the doorway
I know I crushed the corner
With my thong sandals
I’m sorry I made such a to-do about it
I was down at the local watering hole
Getting drenched in jerk juice
But to be perfectly honest with you
My stepping on your painting
Really gave it a surrealistic edge