The Mischief Song
Pulling a cane from an old person's hands and
Kicking the stool on which some people stand,
Tying a knot in shoe laces of strings -
These are a few of my favorite things.
Spilling a drink on a little girl's dresses,
Blaming some kids for my big giant messes,
Making weird faces at ladies who sing -
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cutting the whiskers off furry white kittens,
Laughing at things that smart people have written,
Pushing a child off a playground swing -
These are a few of my favorite things.
When I get caught,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling mad,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I do feel so glad.
